Astro Definitions for April Fools Day

Altazimuth – an alternative azimuth.

Declination – what happens to the nation as a result of Right Ascension.

Right Ascension – the leading theory to explain the 2004 presidential election.

Arcsecond – when Noah was filling the Ark, the first animal of each pair was the Arcfirst and then came the Arcsecond.

Black Hole – what somebody else’s e-mail is as far as you’re concerned.

Light Year – in college, the year where you are only taking electives in your major and you already know that stuff.

Messier Marathon – when you try again to work on something a long time and you make a bigger mess of it than last time.

Big Red Spot – what you will turn into if you buy the scope you really want.