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Astronomer #1: So anyway, the cop pulls me over and asks if I realized that I had just run a redlight. So I said that I did not see the light as being red, because it must have blue-shifted as I was approaching it.

Astronomer #2: And he let you go?

Astronomer #1: No. He gave me a speeding ticket instead.


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